Despite my best efforts, it is virtually certain that I will be unable to find and drink every weird soda in existence. The Weird Soda Testing and Tasting Labs have seen their funding slashed in the current recession, and our highly-trained staff or sodaphiles are having to pursue part-time jobs as septic tank repair technicians just to make ends meet.
Hmmm. "Jones Soda Essence of Septic Tank". I see possibilities...
But I digress. What I'm trying to say is this: Please feel free to email reviews to weirdsodareview@me.com. Include the name under which you would like to post the review, where you bought the soda, and your experience with it. I'll be happy to put up the review, unedited except where absolutely necessary.
You may also send me samples to drink, if it's something you want reviewed but you're reluctant to taste it yourself. I have developed an immunity to virtually every additive known to humanity, except iocane powder.
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