Writing this blog has been a wonderful adventure for me, and (hopefully) for the rest of the Lab staff. We have discovered new heights and depths in the Weird soda world, and made contact with a variety of interesting people.
I will also admit that another interesting aspect has been poring over the web statistics which keep track of our visitors. I like getting to see where our readers are visiting from around the world, and what sorts of things bring them here.
It was in such a contemplation that I made this great discovery: people mostly come to our site because they are interested in sex.
"But, Quaffmaster..." you may cry out, "...your site contains very little sex! Believe me, I've looked, and nary a titillating phrase nor suggestive image have I found!"
It's true, the Lab has avoided putting any significant amount of racy content in this chronicle of our explorations. And still, I maintain that people come to our site for sex.
How do I know this? 20% of recent visits to the site came from one of these four Google searches:
what does neurogasm do to you
does neurogasm work?
On the list of "Entry Pages", the review of neurogasm has had 27 hits. The next most common entry page is Visvita Aloe Vera juice...with four.
The Neurogasm review is nearly five times as popular as the main page of the blog, in terms of total visits.
Somehow, I doubt it's because the review has gained renown as a magnificent example of the fine art of beverage analysis.
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